Hello, welcome to my web page.
I'm 29 years old and I am in the Marine Corps. I live in California.
My interests are:
Skiing and snowboarding, hiking, fishing, the great outdoors, cooking, and computers.
JOKES AND RIDD LES
Joke:
Christmas Fruit Cake Recipe 1 cup water 1 cup sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts 1 gallon whiskey Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another > tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the > cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, > pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
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Cooking
On my spare time I like to cook because I enjoy it and it relaxes me. Here is a good recipe for Filipino Spaghetti. It is quick and easy to make.
Filipino Spaghtti
1 LB ground beef or turkey 2 cloves of garlic 1 small onion 1 26.5 oz can of spaghetti sauce (any flavor) 1/2 cup ketchup or banana sauce (oriental ketchup) 3 T soy sauce 3 T sugar 2 cups of your favorite meat (EX. smoked sausage or polska kielbasa) optional 5 servings of cooked spaghetti Cook spaghetti according to package directions. Drain noodles and return to pot. While spaghetti is cooking start making your sauce so that both noodles and sauce are roughly finished at the same time. To make the sauce you need to first brown the meat and onions together. After meat is brown add spaghetti sauce and ketchup: mix thoroughly. Then add your favorite meat. Finally add sugar, soy sauce and mix thoroughly. Simmer for 2 min. After sauce is heated through pour over drained noodles in noodle pot and serve immediately.
E-Mail Me if you have any good recipes.
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A cool place to go to get downloads and HTML info is TUCOWS.
Another cool place to go to is THEMEZ for
free wall papers, screen savers and themes.